It's like a study of forensics, and we here at The Place (being K. A. Holt, Jessica Lee Anderson , E. Kristin Anderson, Madeline Smoot, Mari Mancusi, and sometimes member Jenny Ziegler) want to share the battle stories and good times our manuscripts have seen with you.
We give you The Top Ten Things Found on Any Manuscript:
1) Lots of red ink
2) Coffee, tea, guacamole, salsa dribbles, etc.
3) Blood, tears
Might be from rejection, requests, or offers of acceptance
4) Signs of pets
A sleeping cat, who refuses to wake up so you can revise
Dog bite marks and slobber
5) Scribbles from a kiddo
I sometimes think maybe I should just let the kids write the book.
6) Chocolate fingerprints
Please don't try to blame this one on the kiddo, too.
7) Random phone numbers with no names attached from when you answered the phone while you were editing
8) Partial grocery list
And now you realize you not only have to finish revisions, but you still have to go grocery shopping. *sigh*
9) Sunblock grease, for when you were reading over your edits by the pool
10) Ideas for a new, way better book














8 comments:
This is hilarious!!
And so so true ... including the Star Trek mug and the revising by the pool *lol*:
Seriously, this is way too funny!! I meet every criteria. Haha!!
LOL! This is SO true. Thanks for the laugh!
Oh, Tommy Tutone. So one of my favorite songs.
I love the revising by the pool, Birgit! I may have to do that a lot this summer.
Too funny, salarsen. And I love your profile pic!
You're welcome, Kelly. My writing group makes me laugh constantly.
I knew you'd know it, Emily :)
LOL. Sadly, all are true!!! :-)
Bwahaha!! I forgot about Spot!
I need to get some more TNG from the video store... :)
So true, Shannon!
OMg, Miriam. Now do you remember the Ode To Spot?
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